Hail Me, Full of Grease
It was really cool at school today when I spilled a plate of greasy food all over my tie and pants. The tie I bought in Rome, by the Spanish Steps, after lunch and wine in a Pizzeria with Casey, N.T. Wright and Maggie (wife of the good Bishop of Durham).
Oops.
Luke
4 Comments:
Well, Good Sir, I suggest you set up another rendezvous with the good Bishop to remedy this most tragic event. That is all.
A plate of greasy food: $7
The tie I bought in Rome: 30 Euros
My Pants: $40
Lunch and wine in a Pizzeria with Casey, N.T. Wright and Maggie (wife of the good Bishop of Durham: Priceless
oh pants!
Nothing a little bit of SHOUT can't handle... vive SC Johnson!
You need to start using a fork, knife, or spoon when you eat.
You, sir, are clearly not capable of eating in Roman pizzeria's with notable scholars ... not at least until you learn to eat with utencils.
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